The Horrible MOH mistake aka Wedding Blunder ala moi

So yesterday I was on MSN with my sister for a few minutes before work. Just wanted to tell her that our mother got here safe from the other end of the country and I walked into my wedding nightmare!! I won't bore you with the conversation details, but basically it

Her: your friend has been sending me emails
Me: you don't like it?
Her: no no they're a bit interesting
me: meaning?
Her: well they make it sound as if you are telling her one thing and me another thing, but I don't think that's the case and she keeps asking my permission for stuff--what exactly did you tell her about me?
Me: no that's how she is... what kind of stuff is she asking permission about? wedding stuff or buying stuff?
Her: just about which wedding stuff she can look after ... she mentioned once that she is maid of honor I think
Me: yes she is
Her: well you had told me that I am so you are telling us different things ... I don't care
but you shouldn't tell two ppl the same thing .... you will start telling me the truth and her the truth
Me: uh.. I'm sorry butI don't think I ever told you that you were the matron of honor .. it has always been jenn Her: no you told me
Me: I had asked if you wanted to be in the wedding...
Her: and I said I didn't have to be moh and I didn't but you never told me otherwise
Me: well I'm sorry for that... I thought you understood
Her: no I am only going by your words how can I understand what you don't say


Then I reviewed my emails history and I realized that when she said she didn't have to be a "maid" I assumed she meant "bridesmaid" and she meant "maid of Honor". So.. now I have 2 MOHs. And you can't unask someone.. So while looking for MOB dresses with my mother, I asked the saleswoman if she had heard anything this wacky of all the weddings she's been invovled with. She said no.. that this was a first, but suggested that I keep them as both MOH but one (sister) signs the registry as witness (Sister -because she is family) and the other (Jenn) will do the toast. Now I have to explain this to them. Ugh.